“Aw dude, I was gettin’ on this dime and she was totally gonna let me put it in her shoot but then I got flaccid skunk.”
by SkunkButt June 17, 2021
Get the Flaccid Skunk mug.A person that everyone wants to hang out with because they are wild and free and everyone always has a great time when they hang out with this type of person
Man i got to hang out with a duckbilled skunkadillapussadactyl rexasaurus last night and i had the time of my life.
I wish there were more duckbilled skunkadillapussadactyl rexasaurus ' in the world because the laughter and fun never stops with them.
I wish there were more duckbilled skunkadillapussadactyl rexasaurus ' in the world because the laughter and fun never stops with them.
by Vendetta_driven_gal December 26, 2021
Get the duckbilled skunkadillapussadactyl rexasaurus mug.1. A particularly haggard or especially unappealing female, that not only is physically off-putting in virtually every aspect, but will often make things worse by making every wrong choice possible when it comes to attire, makeup, and hairstyle. For reference, this individual is a notch below “rode hard and put away wet”, and often looks like they are at the tail end of a 3-day bender or nightmare bachelorette party.
2. Female co-worker, regardless of how they look or their level of attractiveness.
2. Female co-worker, regardless of how they look or their level of attractiveness.
“Damn Bro, I went out yesterday excited AF to see some sweet ass, and the place was full of nothing but busted skunks by the time I showed up!”
“Jeez…who is that busted skunk your sister came in with last night? She had a face like a paper bag full of smashed assholes!”
“This shithole is a little bit busted skunk heavy if you ask me, let’s ditch this turd and go to Applebees.”
“Hey I’m hungry! You busted skunks ready to go eat and get boozed up?”
“Jeez…who is that busted skunk your sister came in with last night? She had a face like a paper bag full of smashed assholes!”
“This shithole is a little bit busted skunk heavy if you ask me, let’s ditch this turd and go to Applebees.”
“Hey I’m hungry! You busted skunks ready to go eat and get boozed up?”
by SMcGee May 6, 2022
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Typically occurs when one run a foul of an accursed
witch and promptly cursed by said witch.
Typically occurs when one run a foul of an accursed
witch and promptly cursed by said witch.
Person 1: This sucks! I'm double shrunkled! I hate you!
Person 2: Get away from my shoe you bastard, I hate you too!
Person 2: Get away from my shoe you bastard, I hate you too!
by SupremeKai October 5, 2023
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Get the Drown the skunk mug.Woman 1 humps man while man licks asshole of woman 2.
See “My Dad Wrote a Porno” Season 5, episode 3.
See “My Dad Wrote a Porno” Season 5, episode 3.
by Truffleelf September 24, 2019
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