Squeezed Play

Squeezed Play is when your the one sitting in the middle on the couch and get mashed inbetween two fat people.
by DBKing1961 April 23, 2010
Get the Squeezed Play mug.

Squeeze Lungs

noun.

- the process where one inhales too quick, that his lungs begin to constrict rather than expand, Therefore leaving that person wheezing and coughing for air.
"Be careful when you kill it. Don't hit it too fast and get squeeze lungs."
by #iMadeinstagram September 16, 2014
Get the Squeeze Lungs mug.

cheese and squeeze

When you fart into someone else's vagina and they queef the fart back out.
Me and Mandy got drunk last night and did the cheese and squeeze. My mattress will never be the same.
by Jesus of the Squeezus July 08, 2017
Get the cheese and squeeze mug.

dick squeeze

A person that’s just being dumb or annoying.

Also asswipe
Example One;
Paul: *pulls Johns hair*
John: Yo Paul you’re a fucking dick squeeze for that

Example Two;
Nickolas: Oh shit I had the grinder in my pocket the whole time
Daniel: how didn’t you realize it was in your pocket you fucking dick squeeze
by Coupeex150 January 02, 2024
Get the dick squeeze mug.

Ultimate Squeeze

A female whose beauty can not be measured due to how hot they are. This beauty is typically defined by sexual characteristics and is thought to only exist in certain areas, but most will say it’s a mythical creature or fantasy.
I spotted the ultimate squeeze at the University of Tennessee.

The ultimate squeeze does not exist lower your standards.
by Jxmperzz June 27, 2023
Get the Ultimate Squeeze mug.

squeezing ween

How come this floor isn't clean?
Because James was out back

"Squeezing ween".
by Clydexmusic May 14, 2022
Get the squeezing ween mug.