spoon whore

Will spoon anyone. Anytime. For any reason.

Chrissy said she is a spoon whore and I believe it

by Katyladey August 16, 2016

There's me spoon

Interchangeable with "pardon me"

If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.

*Tummy grumble* "Oop, there's me spoon"

by Nothatoriginal October 31, 2011

Milky Spoon

When you spoon your boyfriend (or significant other with a penis), and wank them off at the same time, therefore resulting in a "milky spoon".

I gave Dave a milky spoon last night, after he power washed my anus with his tongue.

by powerwasher69420 November 17, 2021

Netflix and Spoon

Watching Netflix while eating a gallon of ice cream with your friend trying to get over your failing love life.

hey, can you come over on Friday for a netflix and spoon session?

by SterlingSilver17 November 22, 2016

Snooze Spoon

Spooning that occurs between your main alarm and your snooze alarm going off, generally in a state of semi-consciousness.

I love burying my morning wood in her booty while we snooze spoon.

by Sausage_Dictionary May 3, 2016

spoon wars

a battle during which the participants obtain large serving spoons and other culinary utensils (such as a wooden meat tenderizer) and spank each other until the adversaries surrender

Kendall, Grace, Robert, & Nana played spoon wars & shields. Team Nike, consisting of Robert and Grace, beat their opponents, Team Victory, Nana & Kendall.

by off brand oxford August 13, 2022

spoon-ationship

A type of relationship in which the main (or only) action you and your partner partake in is spooning.

Clyde and Cindy started a spoon-ationship at college, because all they wanted was the comfort of someone to spoon with.

by JoJoWahHeeHaw June 24, 2014