spoon leg

When I used to play golf with my grandfather and his buddies. One would come back from peeing, and another would say “looks like you spoon legged”. It’s when you drip a little and it visible to others.

Give it an extra shake or two so you don’t spoon leg.

by Shaketex October 9, 2017

Snooze Spoon

Spooning that occurs between your main alarm and your snooze alarm going off, generally in a state of semi-consciousness.

I love burying my morning wood in her booty while we snooze spoon.

by Sausage_Dictionary May 3, 2016

spoon dong

Big head no girth. Just a taste, quick snack!

Dude was a spoon dong, a quick snack , but Im still hungry.

by Kitty9Mc September 11, 2022

Milky Spoon

When you spoon your boyfriend (or significant other with a penis), and wank them off at the same time, therefore resulting in a "milky spoon".

I gave Dave a milky spoon last night, after he power washed my anus with his tongue.

by powerwasher69420 November 17, 2021

spoon wars

a battle during which the participants obtain large serving spoons and other culinary utensils (such as a wooden meat tenderizer) and spank each other until the adversaries surrender

Kendall, Grace, Robert, & Nana played spoon wars & shields. Team Nike, consisting of Robert and Grace, beat their opponents, Team Victory, Nana & Kendall.

by off brand oxford August 13, 2022

Dookie Spoon

The utensil used to remove fecal matter from the rectum of someone severely constipated.

Because no one in the trailer park had ever heard of an enema, Lloyd was forced to use the dookie spoon on his 500lb mother when it became clear there was no way a turd that large was going to pass through her rectum unaided.

by alie oop May 21, 2012

There's me spoon

Interchangeable with "pardon me"

If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.

*Tummy grumble* "Oop, there's me spoon"

by Nothatoriginal October 31, 2011