Dj Spit

GET OUT OF MY HEAD! *pulls out gun*

"You’re trying to trick me man, put smoke into my head and shit man. Man I don't know what to think anymore man. GET OUT OF MY HEAD"

- Dj Spit

by RulerOfAnalouge February 27, 2022

Spit into pears

When somebody doesn't understand the assignment and accidentally buys pears and spits in them

Teacher: Split into pairs please
Students: wtf? *Spit into pears*

by Panarin May 31, 2022

Spit Milk

When someone truly believes the festival they were talking about is not called spilt milk… they might need to go get their eyes checked!

1: did you see the line up for spit milk!
2: WHAT?¿
1: spit milk!
2: ‘eye roll’

by 7372872 July 13, 2023

spit game

The most ABSURD way of telling a female you are interested in her. Mostly starting out with commenting a girl on her ass or her walk. Girls are sometimes flattered by this because they think the guy is cute..

Devonte: Hey ma, wuhz good.
Anna: Hii.
Devonte: Dayum girl I was just sayin dayum u lookin mighty fresh in dem' jeans, yo.
Anna: aww thanks hun!
Devonte: Hah, thanks gawjush. anytime, dam girl u got me Tippn', yo.
Anna: Really?
Devonte: Chyeah girll, fo'get bout yo man, get wid me. I makez dat DOUGH ya digg?
Anna: Are you trying to spit game lil boy? get outta here..

by Supraman352 December 06, 2006

Spitting Earworm

When you fuck someone with earstretches, and the moment your about to jizz put it through the ear and let it all explode in their face.

This douchebag performed a Spitting Earworm on me and got stuck in my stretch with his penis piercing

by Shady Viking July 14, 2014

prick spit

The cloudy white slick gel like substance that is shot from the penis in celebration of a petting be it wet or dry petting

DAVE: "Did you bone that dirty mare you took home the other night?"
MARK: "Fucking right mate!, i smamshed her back dore right in and then unloaded my prick spit all over her face, she fucking loved it"

by streetytony November 28, 2007

spit tea

Spit tea is when she's sucking on your sack

Hey gurl wanna make some spit tea

by Unknown Sack Sucker November 30, 2016