hand snatch

Another way of saying that you just got some hand pussy.

Hey man....... I'm going to get some hand snatch off that hot bitch on 35th Ave tonight. Then I'm going to gape her hole.

by JoeyBomm June 13, 2020

patch the snatch

Cover a female crotch with a G-String.

Cops busting a titty bar with bottomless dancers: "Is that pussy I see smiling at me? Come on girls, you know this is a patch the snatch zone."
Credit goes to "The Shield", season 5, episode 5.

by BigD101 August 17, 2007

snatch fat

A large amount of flesh and fat around the vagina. Usually occurs when women are a bit on the hefty side. Resembles a nut hammock when viewed from the rear.

From behind it looked like she had a satchel, but from the front you could see it was just her snatch fat!

by DidYouKnow February 18, 2007

Snatch Fairy

A pathetic individual who magically appears in a girls bedroom late night (usually after being drunk dialed by the female). He proceeds to eat box like it was his last meal at Golden Corral. These men are too nice to ask for the favor to be reciprocated and, at best, are left with traces of premature ejaculation on their boxers.

Tripp: How was your night Andy?

Andy: Went muff diving and got received nothing in return.

Tripp: Fuckin' snatch fairy. That's the third time this week.

by GastoniaClamSlammer December 10, 2010

King of the nasty snatch

A man that will bang anyone or anything possible.

dude, you banged her. She is 300 pounds. that makes you king of the nasty snatch

by Sir Dubblin January 18, 2003

Spatchula

Someone who is extremely annoying and needs to be put in their place.

Also can refer to someone who likes to "flip" a conversation to their favor.

Used most often where cursing and offensive language is prohibited. Most appropriate in cafeterias and kitchens.

Stop touching my stereo you dumb Spatchula!

Put down my Spatula you Spatchula!

I wanted to invite her to the party but she was being such a Spatchula last week.

by Bialystock February 16, 2010

snatch block

The opposite of a cock block; when the girl is preventing you from scoring...

"God! Tina is being such a snatch block!"

by Katie V December 4, 2007