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The Spanish Special

The act of placing Chorizo (a hard, knobbly spanish sausage) into ones rectum. It can be performed on both sexes. In most cases the recipient is then forced to choke and eat on the spanish poo stick, often crying.

The recipient is often willing to perform the act though, to a mild form. However, the giver is often deemed as "a sick bastard".

Most people should stay away from them unless you're mad.

Due to the natural shape of the chorizo, post-spanish special farting may occur.
Laura - Christ. I'm struggling to walk this morning, my farts stink and my mouth tastes of shitty sausage. Did you really have to go that far?

Ryan - Hahaha of course i did! Thats the whole point of The Spanish Special!

Laura - Gosh. Its so nasty and mean. Ill be tasting poo for a week.

Ryan - SHUT UP NOW OR YOUR SISTER GETS IT NEXT.
by JSBR88 April 6, 2011
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Spanish Pirate

Tie up a someone from behind, be like a pirate and rape them. Have your way with them as long as you want, only stop when they let out a sign of pleasure. Or until you hit the climax.
they will be claimed as yours then if you release in them.
William~Time for a good old Fashion Spanish Pirate~
by SoundofLion January 7, 2011
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Spanish Harlem

A pale lanky skinny white kid.

Jared.
ME: "Hey Spanish Harlem, you are teh gay."
JARED: " Moon crater. "
by Bobo January 6, 2005
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spanish high five

When you poop in your hand then give someone a high five.
by thekeefe March 17, 2010
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Spanish Weaseler

when a man places his member between a womans upper lip and nose and commences with back and forth thrusting.
"Dude I totally gave that chick a Spanish Weaseler last night!"
by N-dizzle W-izzle March 27, 2008
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Spanish

Spanish is for weenies who can't handle Latin.
by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016
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Spanish Inquisitor

Sumone who is always on ur ass n neeeeever stops questioning as if ur being interrogated.

Comes from the spanish inquisitors who were part of..the spanish inquisition in the medieval times
Joe: Hey, where were u yesterday???
Chris: uh.. i went to the movies
Joe: oh, with who???
Chris: uh jst a couple of buddies
Joe: which ones???
Chris: u dnt know them dude..
Joe: how do u kno them???
Chris: dude wat r u a fucken spanish inquisitor?
by KYJC August 5, 2008
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