Tomato Slicer is an act of shitting through a self made tomato slicer and giving your shit the appearance that it just passed through a tomato slicer. It can only happen when one has a dirty ass, smeared with shit and allowed to dry. The dried shit acts like an adhesive, causing the pubic hairs of the anus to bond to the shit and skin which forms a Kriss Kross pattern for the shit to pass through. When the person goes to take a shit, (depending on the texture of shit coming out), it can either go; through the tomato slicer, (2) tear through the hair/shit barrier or (3) squirt out through the taint or the top of the ass crack.
Man, I had a perfect tomato slicer today! It was fucking beautiful. I don’t remember shitting myself last night, but thank God I ate Taco Bell or it might not have passed through.
by Phil Green July 14, 2006
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1. What up my original G-Dawg Homie skillet slice?!
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3. person 1: you gonna race that skillet slice again? person 2: Negatory, them wheels be magic on the downhill. Besides, you get tired after half a block of pushing me.
2. Zomg! That skillet slice just put Rob to sleep again with this L'chaims! That Rob's such a n00b
3. person 1: you gonna race that skillet slice again? person 2: Negatory, them wheels be magic on the downhill. Besides, you get tired after half a block of pushing me.
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yo dawg, im pretty hungry, lets go to the pizza place, i could use a slice of cheese right about now.
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