hipster shit

Music so awful that its only use is to be flaunted as a fashion accessory by those obsessed with the idea of coolness; it remains perpetually "obscure" because no sane human being would listen to this music for pleasure.

Dan: Hey dude, I just got a limited-edition copy of We Are As The Romans Should Have Been's new EP - and on vinyl, too! It's Gregorian chants with a mambo beat - mind-blowing! Come listen!

Ben: Ugh, no. You can keep your hipster shit to yourself.

Dan: SCREW YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW GOOD MUSIC!

by ACD8K November 20, 2011

shit pissing faggot

One who is so gay, that their butthole is nearly always filled with penises, dildos, cucumbers, etc. As a result of constant anal blockage, their physical anatomy has changed to allow feces to be expelled from the urethra as an alternate route. This change is what results in a shit pissing faggot.

Mary: You know, our neighbor Todd has been growing eggplants for years, and he’s never given us one!

Bill: That’s because Todd is a god damn shit pissing faggot. They all go up his ass.

Mary: I had no idea! How do you know, honey?

Bill: You didn’t notice the strange aftertaste when he invited us over for eggplant parmigiana??

by Hammer of Jesus June 12, 2018

Crapped a shit

A saying to be used in extreme conditions of fear, exitement, happiness, etc.

Can also be said when someone produces an abnormally large amount of feces.

Example 1:

Person : Dude did you see that monkey on a chain flying right at you?

Person 2 : Yea man I fucking crapped a shit!
Example 2:

Person : Hey man you don't look so good.

Person 2 : Thats because I had taco bell for lunch and just crapped a shit.

Person : Ouch.

by Gcapallday February 24, 2010

get your shit off

To achieve something or have a good performance.

I saw you get your shit off on the football field. Ran for a 100 yards.

I'm on a roll right now, gettin' all my shit off.

Guy #1 Nigga I heard you fucked Keisha.
Guy #2 Yeah I got my shit off last night.

by Spray Tan September 8, 2015

Greasy Shit

a really slimy poop that stinks up the whole house

ohh james just took a huge greasy shit

by Parnold Nalsack April 13, 2007

Z shit

Z shit stands for Zoe Pound gang. It was founded by Haitian immigrants living in Miami, Florida during the mid-1990s. They call each other Z’s or words that start with ‘Z,’ like “Zombie” or “Zoe.” Of late, the term “Z shit” has extended to regard most people of Haitian descent.

Kodak Black, who is of Haitian descent, used Z shit in his song ZEZE.

Pull up in a Demon, on God (On God)

Lookin' like I still do fraud (Fraud)

Flyin' private jet with the rod (Rod)

This that Z shit, this that Z shit (This that Z shit)

by LerchTheDon November 25, 2018

Gay Shit

There is only one true definition,

The gay shit is me.

by I.make.weird.definitions April 26, 2019