secret war

Sex acts; refers to the sounds of sex as heard from another room.

" Sounds like Bob and Sheila next door are having a secret war again."

by Heather Witherden December 9, 2008

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secret couple

A love that cant be open because of unnecessary judgment, or just a relationship waiting for trouble. Either way these two people know that they are in love, and nothing will stop them.

"I would rather keep our relationship as a secret couple"
"Totally, if we ever got busted, we would be dead!"

by Lfkfndiiebhuevdr April 1, 2017

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An sexual act in which a woman puts on an unusual amount of gel or roll-on deodorant underneath her arm and the male proceeds to place his member inside the armpit for sexual stimulation. Can be performed from in front or in back, personal preference. The PH is because its strong enough for a man, but balanced for the woman.

Amanda just showered and didn't have time for a blowjob, so instead she gave Clark a Phresh Secret to shut him up.

by Pheenomz April 8, 2009

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Secret Squirrel

having no life, to be chained to one's computer, loser

What a secret squirrel that guy is!

by Swoned.com August 7, 2003

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Secret Santa

When a man sneak up behind another person and lodges their sack (testicles) up another person's chimney(anus/rectum)

Dude, he just totally Secret Santa'd her!

by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. November 9, 2017

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double secret

double the fun and excitement of a regular secret, this secret contains not one, but a wopping TWO, thats right, TWO secrets. double for your money. better then all the rest because it packs double the kick.

Guunter: spsps whisper spsspspsp (first time).
Guunter: spsps whisper spspspspp (second time).
Jamal: Whooaoaoaoa! WHAT? TWO!!?!?! DUUUUUUUDE that was a double secret. man, your so cool.
Guunter: affirmative.

by Lava October 27, 2004

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