Secret smurf

When you enter your partners ‘magical portal’ from behind, after indulging in Shrooms for an evening, you then grab their neck firmly with two hands and choke them until they turn blue!
Want to get secret smurfed tonight?
by EchoEcho5 January 06, 2018
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Top Secret

When a woman (or man) is fellating another man (or woman) and there are other parties involved in conversation with, or adjacent to the recipient that are not privy to the current action.
That bitch done gave me head under the dinner table, call that top secret. (with some heavy 808's and trap style beat)
by Hot Soapier anonymous May 18, 2020
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Phresh Secret

An sexual act in which a woman puts on an unusual amount of gel or roll-on deodorant underneath her arm and the male proceeds to place his member inside the armpit for sexual stimulation. Can be performed from in front or in back, personal preference. The PH is because its strong enough for a man, but balanced for the woman.
Amanda just showered and didn't have time for a blowjob, so instead she gave Clark a Phresh Secret to shut him up.
by Pheenomz April 08, 2009
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Secret Squirrel

having no life, to be chained to one's computer, loser
by Swoned.com August 08, 2003
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Secret show

Any show that you like/liked yet would take the fact to your grave that you actually watched/watch it.
If Bob were to know my secret show was The Amanda Show he'd kick my ass
by aztechy July 01, 2010
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Secret Santa

When a man sneak up behind another person and lodges their sack (testicles) up another person's chimney(anus/rectum)
by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. November 09, 2017
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double secret

double the fun and excitement of a regular secret, this secret contains not one, but a wopping TWO, thats right, TWO secrets. double for your money. better then all the rest because it packs double the kick.
Guunter: spsps whisper spsspspsp (first time).
Guunter: spsps whisper spspspspp (second time).
Jamal: Whooaoaoaoa! WHAT? TWO!!?!?! DUUUUUUUDE that was a double secret. man, your so cool.
Guunter: affirmative.
by Lava October 28, 2004
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