Secret tunnel

It’s your period tunnel

Girl: I have blood coming out of my secret tunnel

Boy: interesting

by Hanan.da.banan🍌 October 4, 2020

Phresh Secret

An sexual act in which a woman puts on an unusual amount of gel or roll-on deodorant underneath her arm and the male proceeds to place his member inside the armpit for sexual stimulation. Can be performed from in front or in back, personal preference. The PH is because its strong enough for a man, but balanced for the woman.

Amanda just showered and didn't have time for a blowjob, so instead she gave Clark a Phresh Secret to shut him up.

by Pheenomz April 8, 2009

secret recipe

The best food a man makes when his woman is sick or hurt or he just loves them so much

Stephen pulled out his secret recipe potatoes and carrots and rushed across town to deliver them to Mandy and Cooper when she fell and got hurt after a hot shower.

by deef jung October 16, 2017

Secret Squirrel

having no life, to be chained to one's computer, loser

What a secret squirrel that guy is!

by Swoned.com August 7, 2003

double secret

double the fun and excitement of a regular secret, this secret contains not one, but a wopping TWO, thats right, TWO secrets. double for your money. better then all the rest because it packs double the kick.

Guunter: spsps whisper spsspspsp (first time).
Guunter: spsps whisper spspspspp (second time).
Jamal: Whooaoaoaoa! WHAT? TWO!!?!?! DUUUUUUUDE that was a double secret. man, your so cool.
Guunter: affirmative.

by Lava October 27, 2004

Secret show

Any show that you like/liked yet would take the fact to your grave that you actually watched/watch it.

If Bob were to know my secret show was The Amanda Show he'd kick my ass

by aztechy July 6, 2010

Secret Santa

When a man sneak up behind another person and lodges their sack (testicles) up another person's chimney(anus/rectum)

Dude, he just totally Secret Santa'd her!

by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. November 9, 2017