muff scalping

v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both

"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."

by MuffSclaper September 4, 2017

Ammo Scalper

One who buys cheap ammunition in bulk in order to drive up demand and therefore cost, then attempts to sell for a preposterous amount of money.

And speaking of Carol Baskins, if it were not for these fucking Ammo Scalpers, we all would be able to afford decent range time and hunting without breaking the bank.

by Average American (AA) April 5, 2021

Rusty Scupper

When a man removes his woman's colostomy bag and proceeds to give her a rimjob via her colostomy hole.

Dude! I was with this lady last night and she wanted me to give her the old Rusty Scupper! Laid her bag by the table and went to town, licking on that side hole!

by BusterHeiman July 1, 2021

Curly-Scalp Ty

Used to have waves but joined the curly gang wave.

Yo can you grab me a Curly-Scalp Ty

by Jamesanderson123 September 20, 2021

callum-scully

when you drink alone and talk to any boy/girl in england

sorry i cant come out tonight, im doing a callum-scully

by swagboi7905 November 19, 2021

Rahman scully

Using only organic vegetables while you're enjoying ass-play causing you typing incoherent sentences

Sorry about that last post i was enjoying rahman scully so much i accidentally hit my face on the keyboard and farted an eggplant across the room..

by Infamus101 November 30, 2021

bloody scupper

When your man fucks you on your period and gives you a bloody facial to finish

Ken: Baby you are so tight on your rag. I need to blow!

Barbie: Baby, pull it out and feed me your Bloody Scupper!

by JayAddie March 4, 2022