Schrödingay

A person who is both homo and not, but you won't know until you find out.

I think James might be Schrödingay, he's flirting with some Tony but insists he's not.

by Z_Arch September 4, 2022

Scroinga

(adj.) A term of endearment used mostly for cute and or goofy things.

"That picture of the cat made him look like such a scroinga"

by hoidoge September 12, 2022

Schrödinger’s Root

When you ask a chick to hook up on Snapchat, the answer is both no and yes at the same time before the snap is opened

Oi mate, what’s goin on with that chick you met on Saturday? Did she say yes?

No clue bro I’m too scared to open the snap, it’s Schrödinger’s root

by HellaBread September 17, 2022

Scherzing

To outshine other (often ex-stripper) members of your (boy/girl) group in singing and dancing skills. People who scherzing often enjoy (a) ad-libbing, (b) ensuring they are front and center on stage and (c) stealing microphones from lesser singers. This definition is loosely based on the behavior of front and center queen Nicole Scherzinger.

Mark: "Did you see him scherzing at the wedding?"; Lucas: "Yeah, I wonder if that stripper's weave is still intact."

by Ruraljuror91 September 28, 2022

Schrödinger's Republican

A Republican who is both the victim and perpetrator of the things they vote against what could help but still complains about, or in some instances vote against and then take credit if the policy has passed.

Ted Cruz is a Schrödinger's Republican

Eg 1.
Ted Cruz: This pipeline will bring jobs.

Everyone: You voted against this...

Eg2.
Ted Cruz: Inflation is bad. Joe Biden is the cause.

Everyone: You voted against easing inflation. Joe Biden is the cause of inflation WORLD-WIDE??? Are you a moron, sir?

by Spifficus October 17, 2022

Schrödinger's VAT

A circumstance when being billed where you suspect VAT both has and hasn't been charged, with both simultaneously being true until the Inland Revenue looks into it.

That could be Schrödinger's VAT on your scribbled bill.

by Greenplanetfish October 25, 2022

Schrödinger's VAT

A circumstance when being billed where you suspect VAT both has and hasn't been charged, with both simultaneously being true until the Inland Revenue looks into it.

I suspect that may be Schrödinger's VAT added to your scribbled bill.

by Greenplanetfish October 25, 2022