wet sandy blanket

Someone who complains about hating the beach while at the beach.

Christina: Yo, what's up with Zach?

Paul: Oh, he's just a wet sandy blanket....

by James Shakleford May 9, 2020

Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!

Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!

by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016

Mutual Sandy Handy

When two or more individuals meet, more commonly at a nudist beach and engage in mutual (giving and receiving) maturbation on the beach.

Today I went to the nudist beach and this guy next to me had a really nice boner, he was looking at me...I was looking at his boner and then one this led to antoher and we had a "mutual sandy handy".

by Rubie Alice March 25, 2019

Sandy Sausage

This is when a lady fills her vagina full of sand on the beach and then a man enters with consent.

Hi Sandra do you want to go to the beach and practice doing a Sandy Sausage?

by Oldburyslappa October 6, 2021

coconuts on sandy beaches

Boobs on salty bitches.

You should have seen the coconuts on that sandy beach. Do you like coconuts on sandy beaches?

by ellaly.rose July 18, 2018

Sandy

duh its full of sand

I'm so sandy after that ride to the beach

by Literal Define <---- September 16, 2020

sandy boot

when you’re having sex on the beach and get sand in your boot

man, I was having so much fun on my date til I got a sandy boot

by unicorn.1 May 7, 2020