Sad Story

*Can only be countered by 'Nuetral Story, ODST'*

Used when someone wants to be extra annoying. After everything someone say about their day, you chime in with a "Sad Story" to convey your true feelings. "Sad Story, Friend" can be used when you and another are being annoying together and irritating the world around you.

Friend #2: ...but I couldn't go poop. And I tried so hard.

Friend #1: Aw, that's a Sad Story, Friend.

Friend #2: Isn't it, Friend? Sad Story!!

Innocent Bystander: Geh *dead*

by Stiffeh March 9, 2010

sad mushroom

a shriveled flaccid penis

girl, mike talk a big talk, but when I got him back to my room all he had was a sad mushroom!

by bigcurvefan January 21, 2013

Sad Corner

A corner of your house/a bar/ pool table/ etc... where if you become offended or displeased you go to sit to display you are not pleased a.k.a sad, after officially announcing you are going to the Sad Corner!

My hair's ugly?! That's it! I'm in the sad corner now!

by SillehGoose July 25, 2010

sad quotes

A sad quote is a picture of phrase used to describe feeling about yourself or other people or things most people use them to describe their feeling to others

“Hey did you see those sad quotes I sent you”

“Yeah It made me feel sad”

by Apermann December 31, 2017

Sad 😞

I'm sad 😞😞😞

Emily: sad 😞

by Jelly54320 November 12, 2018

Sad Person

A sad person is someone who feels unmotivated or simply sad about what goes on in one's life. Usually due to lack of self-esteem and failure to achieve their goals. In puberty this is very common, as well as in adolescence.

He was acting like a sad person lately. I wonder what is going on with him.

by Justanotherloner April 29, 2018

Sad Flex

A style of rap where the rapper brags over a sad sounding beat so you think the song is emotional but it's really just a flex.

Joe: Wow, dude. This beat is depressing.

Dan: Listen to the lyrics though, it's a sad flex.

Lil Tjay: ♪ Lil Tjay ♫

by nobroam February 5, 2020