Sad Story

*Can only be countered by 'Nuetral Story, ODST'*

Used when someone wants to be extra annoying. After everything someone say about their day, you chime in with a "Sad Story" to convey your true feelings. "Sad Story, Friend" can be used when you and another are being annoying together and irritating the world around you.

Friend #2: ...but I couldn't go poop. And I tried so hard.

Friend #1: Aw, that's a Sad Story, Friend.

Friend #2: Isn't it, Friend? Sad Story!!

Innocent Bystander: Geh *dead*

by Stiffeh March 9, 2010

sad days

When someone says something upsetting you'll say sad days. Things that make you sad -sad days.

I can't come over - aww sad days
I miss you. I'm having sad days here!

by sexyrussianspy November 30, 2010

Sad Corner

A corner of your house/a bar/ pool table/ etc... where if you become offended or displeased you go to sit to display you are not pleased a.k.a sad, after officially announcing you are going to the Sad Corner!

My hair's ugly?! That's it! I'm in the sad corner now!

by SillehGoose July 25, 2010

Ass sad

Ass sad is the new age version of "butt hurt"
After all we are a constantly changing society and we must simply...Move along.(censors allow us more freedom now!)

1. When one of your friends refuses to get over something and move along and wont stop pouting, whining, and acting the victim.

" DAMN IT ALEX! Stop sitting around all ass sad because Cris broke up with you. Put on a club fit and come with us to the club."

"Look. When I said you dance like crap, I was just joking. Now stop being all ass sad and get off the bar and get out on the wood and pick up a bed time story

by eJAKEulate January 17, 2008

Sad Confetti

The result when criticizing someone's work where you take it, rip it up into pieces, and then throw those pieces into the air.

That meeting went horrible, my boss threw sad confetti at me.

by A^J July 2, 2014

sad virgin

cat

"Cat watches from the deep dark depths of virginity, because she's a sad virgin."

by An actual fucking cat April 4, 2019

sad quotes

A sad quote is a picture of phrase used to describe feeling about yourself or other people or things most people use them to describe their feeling to others

“Hey did you see those sad quotes I sent you”

“Yeah It made me feel sad”

by Apermann December 31, 2017