sam russell

A posh southerner that stinks

Ew it’s a Sam russell

by Sam Russell August 5, 2020

Russell

A white male who is quite lanky and is described by moving with "all right angles" and elbows.

Shut the fuck up, Russell!

by R.H.M. April 20, 2018

Russell

A simp for a girl typically named cathrine, and ditches the boys for her, usually for dumb reasons

Ex:

Russell : “I gotta go, I’m going out with Catherine for our 8 month anniversary”
Everyone else: “anniversaries are annual bruh”
Russell :*Leaves the boys*

by Argopanda July 22, 2020

Caisen Russell

Caisen is the most handsome man in the world. He always makes his girlfriend happy and smile and is the most caring person in the world. He is so sexy and has the best dick in the world! He will make you nut in seconds from his face. Don’t take him from his girlfriend though, she’s crazy.

Girl 1: is that Caisen Russell? He’s so sexy

Girlfriend: That’s my man b*tch, i’m gonna kill you

by his girlfriend(kalyn sweeney) September 17, 2025

Russell

Russell is a man who can never get a god roll on Falling Guillotine. Don't let his huge cock fool you, he's but a shy femboy with a round, spankable ass. He may be quiet in the sheets but if you play Deep Stone Crypt with him, motherfucker is going to be screaming like a rape victim.

"Did you hear about Russell cheating on Eric with AverageArtistNate?"-Bitches

by Lychee's Brokerage Institute May 21, 2021

paul russell

a one hit wonder

paul russell is a prime example of a one hit wonder.

by glubglubglubglub September 25, 2025

one-eyed-russell

another name for penis

He used his one-eyed-russell to pee with.

by Einey April 8, 2010