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A game for 6 year old to play. But do not let your children buy robux because they will spend your monthly payment on a video game.
Child: Mom can i buy something on roblox the game.
Mom: sure but don't spent all my money
10 min later
Mom: honey did you spend all my credit card money:
Child: that isn't a lot
Mom: YOU SPEND 4000$ ON A VIDEO GAME
child got spanked
Roblox by DamjanGrah12 February 16, 2019
The game that’s apparently a children’s game which is infested with perverts, child predators, anti pride idiots, etc. Children can “interact with each other” in certain ways, they some times kiss then they start to fuck each other.
Roblox Girl: wanna be my boy friend
Roblox Boy: oh yes

Ten minutes later

Roblox Boy: can I takes of your clothes
Roblox by Captain oofer February 23, 2019
where you want to say hi and its says ##
Bob: #######
Jeff: #####
Bob: #### this
I hate roblox
Roblox by Smart_Boy69 March 14, 2019
Ah, Roblox. What is it? A LEGO-Based game where you can be anything you desire. Such as a rat, R-thro, online dater, etc. Roblox is full of trollers, online daters, and roleplayers. Sad, really. Roblox used to be a good game, until trolling and online dating happened.
I am going to use random usernames that would be a user for some players of ROBLOX)
Trollers (Normal users are normal players)
Bigfatratbaby: Aye Pablo.
23QueenBee23: ??????
Bigfatratbaby: I AM TALKING TO YOU.
23QueenBee23: WHAT?!??!?!!?
Bigfatratbaby: U deaf ugly nub
23QueenBee23: No you are! Your an ugly default!!!!! Shut up and go cry to your mommy!
Bigfatratbaby: No u

23QueenBee23 has left the game.

Online daters (This story is when an online dater listens to you and stops dating):
Amadooorable has joined the game.

XNightshadeX has joined the game.

Amadooorable: *Walks around with friend*
XNightshadeX: Hey girl.
Amadooorable: Oh hey!
XNightshadeX: Wanna be my girl? Your very cute and I am rich.
Mangelsindoskellie: *Randomly wondered away and says in chat* SAY NO!!!!!
Amadooorable: No.
XNightshadeX: Y.
Amadooorable: Jk. YES YES YES!!!!
Mangelsindoskellie: NO YOUR BREAKING ROBLOX RULES
Amadooorable: AHH I DONT WANNA GET BANNED.

XNightshadeX: I do it all the time.

Amadooorable: No I am not getting banned.

Online daters (Don't listen to you):

Bobevansman; Hey babe
Sweetiecutiebabe: Hey *blushes*
Bobevansman: Wanna go to my place?
Sweetiecutiebabe: Ok *blushes*
Bobevansman: Follow me gurl
Sweetiecutiebabe: K
*Noises*
Randomrat: STOP IT THATS NASTY HE COULD BE 0606060606060606
Sweetiecutiebabe: No he said he is 13
XNightshadeX: Yeah
Randomrat: HE IS LYING TO YOU....
Sweetiecutiebabe: Idc
Randomrat: ;-;
Roblox by RadiantRat April 23, 2019
a game the autistic kids wont shut the fuck up about.
roblox by ajtraynor180 May 24, 2019
When you take a massive shit and it's bigger than your imagination
Bob: Hey, you heard about Jonesy?
Mark: No, what happened?
Bob: He took a ROBLOX yesterday.
Mark: Holy, that must've smelled
ROBLOX by super00fer May 26, 2019