ritardo

1. a stupid white boy with a girl fro and a gay green honda who thinks he is a mexican badass. a guy who thinks he can fight, but is really a pussy and has his "boyz" fight his battles for him. a guy who can't speak proper English and sometimes not even completing sentences that even make sense. someone who feels up his girlfriend, and starts huge fights online with people who refuse to be his friend, and to prove his nonexistant masculinity. someone who needs approval from everyone around him. all talk and no action. you could call him a dick, if he even had one.

2. a very catchy dance used by these guys' ex girlfriends to make fun of them

3. another variation of Ricardo, the mexican name for Richard, combined with their character analysis: retard

Ricardo: "tellin uz 2 gO learn hOw 2 speak englishh nigga... Haha mayne yu white nd yu cnt speak ur Own language. U stupid. While u go to the parkn lot and I drive to tere."

Normal Person: "...are you a ritardo?"

by apitcher13 August 15, 2010

Moon Rider

A Man or woman with a large forehead and receding hair line.

These people tend to look like they could do with a wash.

Usually from "out in the sticks"

Found driving crap cars and riding moons

Look at those moon riders over there....

What are they doing?
- Just riding the moon

by Russ Gill December 26, 2007

mattress rider

a gay person

that guy is a mattress rider

by elmeatwado January 24, 2009

Kamen Rider

A Japanese drama super hero show made in the year 1971 it also has appeared in manga and novel

Showa Kamen Rider are primitive when heisei - so on and so on are better

by Boi dawg July 15, 2019

brown spider rider

One who engages in the pleasure of the anus.

Richard Fairbrass.

by Dave April 27, 2006

ricer

A white boy from the suburbs who buys a slow econobox such as a Vauxhall Nova and buys a "phat" body kit, "sick" rims, loud exhaust pipe with an otherwise stock exhuast system, "tight" Altezza tailights, "innit" spoiler that is 50 feet high, a "performance" intake, a huge ass surround sound system in the trunk that plays "PHAT BEATS YO" such as Backstreet Boys and Justin Timberlake. Most ricers are high school jocks who think they are "gangsta" and are popular because they are "da best yo" at football, and are also popular because the school that is fool of coporate tools/preps that think the "whip" has performance.

Ricers have 3 inch dicks.

by Chucklyn April 15, 2005

Easy Rider

A person carrying hidden drugs. The definition is a direct reference to the scene where Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper hides drugs in the gas tanks of their bikes in the movie Easy Rider.

In Twin Peaks episode 7 Season 1, Bobby Briggs first hides cocaine in the gas tank of James Hurley's Harley Davidson, he then calls the Sheriff's office to tell that James is an Easy Rider.

by Morteen January 29, 2010