When your mom walks in your room, butt-ass naked, with a fork and soy sauce, and tells you to dig in.
by Raunchy Richard May 28, 2019
Get the Raunchy Richardmug. THE MALTEASER HEADER PERSON PULLED A GIRL CALLED HOLLY HAMBLIN EVEN THOUGH HE LOOKS LIKE A TRAIN, I THINK HIS NAME IS RICHARD TEAGUE
by RobsDeadNan October 28, 2016
Get the RICHARD TEAGUEmug. by Woahdude May 31, 2016
Get the richard cravermug. Richard Figures the Longshaft was an evil king in the dangerous land of war and craft, who kept the maiden Pinkcess trapped in a castle. Maroon and his trusty sidekick Cerulean the Wizard defeated him in a flourish, only to have Pinkcess abandon them. Their later roll for sadness was a critical fail.
"Fear not, fair maiden, for I shall rescue thee!" Richard Figures then proceeded to be maimed by the noble questors.
by CaptainBlueBalls August 19, 2011
Get the Richard Figuresmug. Juelz Richard's is a fuckboy. Girls will forever be stuck on him. Because he is mad sexy. Bitches will fight over the dick because it must be good. He plays most of his bitches accept one. The one he didnt play he said he wants her to be his everything.
by @flyjawnsnacks December 19, 2018
Get the Juelz Richardsmug. Cannabis. In particular, hashish (as it is sticky). Popularised by certain death metal bands, including Burning Skies in their song 'Sticky Richard'.
'ere mate, you got any sticky Richard?
If anyone's got a bit o' the ol' sticky Richard on 'em, come see us after the gig ;)
#Sticky Richard born and bred
In the hearts of those who want their eyes red
Play some metal, smoke some green
No weak shit in between#
If anyone's got a bit o' the ol' sticky Richard on 'em, come see us after the gig ;)
#Sticky Richard born and bred
In the hearts of those who want their eyes red
Play some metal, smoke some green
No weak shit in between#
by I_am_sticky_Richard July 25, 2010
Get the sticky Richardmug. by Dan February 22, 2004
Get the Richard Geremug.