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dirty puppy

When you acquire a girl's phone number through the internet, and tell her "I'll send you something dirty so you know it's me." Then, send her a picture of a dirty puppy.
Tina: How is online dating going?
Marissa: it's okay. A lot of perverts out there... I think one of them sent me a picture of his junk.
Tina: LET ME SEE!
Marissa: Ok, here you go, but I don't want to see it.
Tina: OMG that is the cutest dirty puppy I've ever seen! You should give this guy a blowjob.
by WeftyandMash August 8, 2014
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Hush Puppies

Code Word when some loud mouth will not stop talking or stop making noises and continues to intrude on other people's peaceful atmosphere in order to draw attention to themselves. When saying this, it usually involves eye rolling and a small shaking of your head....and thinking "Just Hush"
Instead of being rude and saying shut up please, you can just say hush puppies and everyone knows what you are thinking because they are thinking the same thing

"When we see Gary coming over to our table, one of us says "Hush Puppies" because we know Gary is going to start talking loud and bragging and getting in our heads.... we don't want to be mean to Gary so we warn each other by saying "Hush Puppies" meaning get ready for Gary's mouth.
by dovette7 July 25, 2010
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jumper puppies

British expression: Jumper puppies are the lovely little mounds which reside within a woman's jumper (Amer. translation - a sweater).
"Wow, nice looking jumper puppies!"
by MATCH Joe Blow October 19, 2006
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Puppy Tuppy

These are younger girls (not peadophilic) who have the potential to be hot when they get older.
Hey Mick, there is some quality "Puppy Tuppy" over there!
by Smith Joe July 13, 2011
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Dick Puppy

Look at that dick puppy, it's just sad.
by BLeez September 2, 2011
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puppy love

puppy love is when you fall in love with your bestfriend and they love you too but instead of getting together you guys just flirt.
our story starts with our puppy love.
by sweetgirls😌💖 February 26, 2020
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Puppy Magic

Masturbation, because every time you do it God magically kills a puppy.
Today I cast three puppy magic spells. All were successful. As a result, the pound is three puppies less full.
by jmtas May 19, 2006
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