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internet problems

The default excuse for why someone either leaves in the middle of or doesn't join a Zoom meeting
"How come John wasn't in class today?"
"He said he had 'internet problems,' but we all know he was just skipping."
by watermeloninja February 23, 2021
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Digestion Problems

It's just something I have; my inability to eat food
by Jar-of-Jelly September 2, 2022
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Network Problems

The logical reason given why computers and electronics don't work when the reporting parties either a) don't have the ability to understand what the fuck they're talking about or b) are too fucking lazy to attempt to diagnose the issue.
I just installed this random program and now I can't get to the Internet, we must be having Network Problems.

We are an organization of 15000 people and 2 of them can't get their PCs working, must be a Network Problem.
by Dr. Tickle Bits October 22, 2014
mugGet the Network Problemsmug.

Fake Tan Problem

When someone applies over 100 layers of fake tan and think they look good. When really it’s streaky and black. Then they start to go green
by Toiletroll2020 December 12, 2019
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that sounds like a personal problem

Every single teacher when I make sense in an argue ment
Me: teacher the homework isn’t loading

Teacher: well how about you load it

Me: how would I load the homework if it’s not loading

Teacher: that sounds like a personal problem
by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020
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IDtenT problem

Joke among I.T. types, vehicle and appliance mechanics, who will write out "ID ten T problem". When substituting the number "10" for the text "ten", the word resembles "Idiot".

The person diagnosing will say "ID ten T problem" with a smile on their face, but they are calling you an idiot.
The tech form read "IDtenT problem: Power strip circuit breaker needed resetting. PC then powered on normally."
by Run.Forrest.Run March 13, 2025
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