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emotional microwave popcorn friend

This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.
Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.
by von groovy August 4, 2024
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Popcorn

When you are watching an extremely corny movie, but it is executed so well that the corniness is good, and you really like it; it's not corny anymore, it's popcorn.

And you want another handful.
This movie is popcorn!
by wizzense March 17, 2023
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Popcorn button

That lame-ass button on most people's microwave that claims it'll cook your popcorn but either ignites it or only pops two kernels.
Why tf did the manufacturers put that popcorn button there? It's so bad even the popcorn bags tell you not to use it.
by Random_Limo April 20, 2024
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Make popcorn

When the friction from anal f*cking makes the corn from last night’s tacos start popping.
Hey, honey! Wanna make popcorn tonight?
by robinjo95 May 18, 2024
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Make popcorn

When the friction from anal f*cking makes the corn from last night’s tacos start popping.
Hey, honey! Wanna make popcorn tonight?
by robinjo95 May 18, 2024
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Robert On Popcorn

Robert On Popcorn is a person named Robert who is on your popcorn.
Joe: dude, look at Robert!
Dan: is Robert On Popcorn?
Joe: i think he is!
Dan: damn.
by tri-lights March 9, 2024
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