Poo stick

A penis that has been pulled out of an anus ceases to be a penis and becomes a poo stick

Oh look there she is, big bad Lisa, doing what she does best in life, chomping on a poo stick!

by Horacio Fartknocker May 9, 2021

Poo window

A poo window descibes the period of time during which it is easy and comfortable to go for a poo. Missing this window may result in over-straining and discomfort!

I missed the poo window this morning coz I didnt wanna use the toilets at work.

by fulleulla February 24, 2009

poo plunger

To dip ones asshole with penis

Gay man: Ohh betch!! You are such a good poo plunger

by Reefa8 November 16, 2013

poo jam

when a poo refuses to go round the u bend of a toilet after flushing.

Daphne had created a poo jam in the works toilet and had to do a double flush to clear the turd

by santorini February 26, 2009

Pew Poo

The act of moving one's bowels in a confessional after the conclusion of mass. Now archaic, Pew poo may also refer to any churchgoing policeman.

Priest: Jumpin' Jehosaphats! This Pew Poo must be the work of the Devil! Quick, fetch the collection plate!

by Fart Lord April 21, 2010

Techno Poo

(N) \ˈtek-nō ˈpü\ - Pooping while listening to techno and repeatedly flipping the bathroom light switch to simulate a strobe-light effect.

Jim was enjoying the music at the festival entirely too much to duck out and drop a dook. When nature called, he ran to his hotel for a brief Techno Poo.

by Bobby-D-Light October 14, 2014

Poo In A Pool

Imagine how painful this is. You pay to get into a swim centre you get in the pool, then out of the blue a guy bombs into the pool, takes a shit and runs. YOu just wasted your money, time and now have poo water all on you.

Guy 1: I actually want you to die.
Guy 2: Mate go Poo in a Pool

by yamumsyadadcreator November 5, 2019