Poo window

A poo window descibes the period of time during which it is easy and comfortable to go for a poo. Missing this window may result in over-straining and discomfort!
I missed the poo window this morning coz I didnt wanna use the toilets at work.
by fulleulla February 24, 2009
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Poo In A Pool

Imagine how painful this is. You pay to get into a swim centre you get in the pool, then out of the blue a guy bombs into the pool, takes a shit and runs. YOu just wasted your money, time and now have poo water all on you.
Guy 1: I actually want you to die.
Guy 2: Mate go Poo in a Pool
by yamumsyadadcreator November 06, 2019
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Poo Dobber

The lock of bum hair that surrounds the anus that when taking a shit becomes spackled with poo paste, making wiping a blivet of a situation. Poo paste is then dobbed onto the toilet paper during wiping, much like applying Kiwi to your leather boots.
Man, I hate mudbutt! I've been wiping my poo dobber for hours!
by Blivet Spill April 02, 2009
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Wisdom Poo

The act of defecating so hard and fast you come to understand everything about life.
"Dude, I had a mad wisdom poo last night."
by Unicornpoo22 May 25, 2016
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Poo stick

A penis that has been pulled out of an anus ceases to be a penis and becomes a poo stick
Oh look there she is, big bad Lisa, doing what she does best in life, chomping on a poo stick!
by Horacio Fartknocker May 09, 2021
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Schnooky-poo

A term for a very cute cat with green eyes. It is often very noisy and likes to judge people from afar.
Person 1: “You have a really cute cat.”
Person 2: “Yeah, she’s a real schnooky-poo.”
by totallynotstella December 01, 2021
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poo jam

when a poo refuses to go round the u bend of a toilet after flushing.
Daphne had created a poo jam in the works toilet and had to do a double flush to clear the turd
by santorini February 26, 2009
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