Imagine how painful this is. You pay to get into a swim centre you get in the pool, then out of the blue a guy bombs into the pool, takes a shit and runs. YOu just wasted your money, time and now have poo water all on you.
by yamumsyadadcreator November 06, 2019
The act of moving one's bowels in a confessional after the conclusion of mass. Now archaic, Pew poo may also refer to any churchgoing policeman.
Priest: Jumpin' Jehosaphats! This Pew Poo must be the work of the Devil! Quick, fetch the collection plate!
by Fart Lord April 21, 2010
by Unicornpoo22 May 25, 2016
by Horacio Fartknocker May 09, 2021
A term for a very cute cat with green eyes. It is often very noisy and likes to judge people from afar.
by totallynotstella December 01, 2021
by santorini February 26, 2009
A tactical poo (abbreviated to TP) likens a tactical chunder as a waste disposal system.
Normally referred to as a TP in public
A TP allows one to dispose of unwanted lunch, breakfast, dinner or snacks, allowing for more room to be made and therefore more food can be consumed.
Normally referred to as a TP in public
A TP allows one to dispose of unwanted lunch, breakfast, dinner or snacks, allowing for more room to be made and therefore more food can be consumed.
Emile: "WOW that roast dinner filled me up so much!!!"
Helen: "yeah, now we won't have room for pudding!"
Emile: "are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Both: "time for a TP"
"I'm so glad I had that tactical poo, now I have room for desert!"
Helen: "yeah, now we won't have room for pudding!"
Emile: "are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Both: "time for a TP"
"I'm so glad I had that tactical poo, now I have room for desert!"
by tacticalpooinnit December 28, 2012