bloody pampers

used tampon

he lost the bet, and now he has to eat his girlfriend's bloody pampers.

by juicejuice April 13, 2009

Barfly Paper

The type of woman who by her dress and/or demeanor attracts the local drunkards or barflies.

You can't let her go out by herself dressed like that! She'll be total barfly paper!

by cr0nky October 16, 2009

fetchin paper

makin money

"Man...fetchin paper has never been harder with this damn economy!!"

by chodz April 12, 2010

Toilet Paper Canoe

A temporary sanitary napkin. Made by wrapping toilet paper around your hand and then folding the beehive of toilet paper in half. It is then placed in the underpants as a temporary sanitary napkin. over a period of time, after carrying on with daily activities , the toilet paper is formed between the thighs into the shape of a canoe.

Melony- "Hey kelly, I just started my period and I don't have a pad. Can I have one of yours."

Kelly- "I don't have one, looks like you'll have to make yourself a toilet paper canoe."

by crnbrdfed2012 November 3, 2011

Toilet Paper Tattoo

When a little piece of toilet paper gets attaced to your penis after ejaculating into a roll of toilet paper.

The man looked down to see a toilet paper tattoo after masterbating in the bathroom.

by DanIdidyourmom February 3, 2012

Wax Paper Pact

A mutual agreement, or unwritten rule, between bros. It states that if a situation presents it's self that a girl needs to be double teamed, they will take the extra time to slip a piece of wax paper between each others ball sack to avoid friction and gayness. Also see Wax Pappered.

Derek- Dude, this chick says she wants to be tag teamed.

Shane- Alright. But we have to remember the Wax Paper Pact

Derek- 10-4

by dooman June 7, 2013

Pootie Paper

Excess money used as toilet paper as a result of being very wealthy.

Toss me that fat stack of pootie paper, I'm about to drop a deuce and I'm fixin to make it rain down the drain.

by soulfulsock November 2, 2013