Animal print active wear, often with pockets, normally worn by cougars that signify one who is up for it.
by halfmoonbrighton January 11, 2020
Get the furtility pants mug.Refers to the condition of a man's testicles 5 days or so after shaving them. Round and prickly, the Pant Cactus is a foe to one's comfort, inner thighs, and the ladies. See: Manscape
"I look like a perv because I have to keep adjusting my balls - this Pant Cactus is so damn prickly! I'm never shaving my balls again!"
by Regay January 9, 2010
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Get the pants pistol mug.Apparently normal casual or dress pants for men with a stretch waistband to accommodate large bellies. Suitable for fathers who gain sympathy weight during wives' pregnancies.
by digs0 January 15, 2013
Get the Paternity Pants mug.A pair of pants that are so ugly and/or uncomfortable that the fact that one is wearing them indicates that one hasn't done laundry in a long, long time.
Girl 1: Hey, what's with these ugly pants in the back of your closet?
Girl 2: Oh, those are just laundry pants. I don't actually sear them in public.
Girl 2: Oh, those are just laundry pants. I don't actually sear them in public.
by withinsanity April 14, 2013
Get the laundry pants mug.The fart I unleashed after eating at the Mexican buffet was horrible. I could tell by the sound it was a pants painter.
by Felicityfartwell November 15, 2017
Get the pants painter mug.The pair of pants you keep in the back of your closet even though the last time you fit into them was when you were 16 in the hope that you will one day be able to button them up again.
I'm happy to give all the clothes on this pile to charity. Except for these pants, they are my motivation pants!
by Klarissa506 September 24, 2009
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