Pipe Dream

;a dream you have and long for but know you can never achieve
; a sex partner you long to fuck passionately but know you never can

"Who is your pipe dream?" "oH mY GAwD, it has to be Sidney Shlong, he's just so fucking cute!"

by TweakGod October 14, 2019

shy pipe

SHY PIPE is a nown. It's meaning : : a timid or distrustful asshole, or ass pipe.

My shy pipe is not so shy when a bottle of lube is brought to the table.

by Stargazer66 August 22, 2019

broken pipe

Empty pipe.

Hey I have a broken pipe, you know a Decent Plumber!?
My pipes broken...
I got a hole in my bowl, won't you plug it with a nugget!

by hippie mafia January 13, 2014

pibb pipe

pipe made from a pibb (from Mr. Pibb)can. see tin pipe

pibb pipes are not effective but easily disposable

by walkingblind December 28, 2005

Drain Pipe

When a female wears a low top and shows her cleavage, a.k.a her drain pipe.

Check out her drain pipe!

by ilikedrainpipes March 12, 2011

Cooing pipe

Large pipe used to play a sensual melody for the purpose of luring a man to a designated location. Upon arriving at said location, the man would be met by a “Buncher” (see definition) where his Penis would then be removed and consumed.

The Buncher used her cooing pipe to lure the man to a secret location, because she was hungry for some penis.

by MrSaije May 5, 2021

sky pipe

The pipe in the sky, otherwise known as Skype. Like all pipes in the sky, sometimes it works, sometimes not.

The sky pipe isn't working, must be jammed up with poop, best use facetime instead.

by The wee hag January 27, 2017