Optiurinaphobia

(Noun) The fear of losing your glasses off the top of your head into a full urinal. Also counts if they fall off your face when you look down to aim.
Optiurinaphobiac adj. Someone who is always afraid this will happen to them.

"I think i suffer from Optiurinaphobia."
"God i almost had a heart attack! My glasses almost fell off into the pisser!"
"You're such a Optiurinaphobiac! Lol"

by RavynAverre February 1, 2018

Optimus Swagger

Biggest my yute in the world, Smokes Bogies and trash at 2k. Also likes to eat pigs.

Nigga 1: Yo dawg u see that piece of beef

Nigga 2: Nahh nigga thats Optimus

Optimus Swagger

by Nigero 46 June 1, 2018

optoimprove

The essence of the term "problem-challenge and opportunity", which encourages individuals to interpret problems as challenges and opportunities.

In 2009, my Ph.D. professors made me aware of the term "problem, challenge and opportunity". It encouraged me to not see problems as situations which might be impossible to correct but as situations which have solutions. Nine-years later, to simplify and capture the essence of that novel three-word term, I invented the term OPTOIMPROVE. If problems did not come our way we would stop growing. Fredrick Douglas said, “If there is no struggle, there is no progress." And my Mother taught me that, "In life there is always a solution".

by but for November 17, 2018

Option 22

Option 22 saves only your system data. It does not save any user data. Option 22 puts your system into a restricted state. This means that no users can access your system, and the backup is the only thing that is running on your system.

It describes the state that the effects of deep capture harassment has on a targeted individual.

Agent Smith: "Run Option 22"

by Option 22 January 30, 2019

Opticphobia

A fictional fear where the patient is horribly afraid of eyes. The sight of eyes makes the patient panic and they will go out of their way to get the eyes out of their sight and may even try to pull them out of the person's sockets. Caused by watching the film, "Miss peregrine's home for peculiar children" From 2016. The fear doesn't seem to go away and the only way to help the patient is to blind them so they don't go into a state of panic at the sight of eyes. Some have tried therapy and gradually exposing themselves to the sight of eyes but we run out of therapists and none seem to want to work with us anymore. So, if you're a therapist consider contacting us. (We are not responsible for loss of eyes)
The fear can develop over several days or in a few minutes, so you can imagine how odd the theaters were after the film was shown. About 68% of people became optophobic after watching the film.

The patient seems to have Opticphobia.

by Mackaroni and chez February 7, 2019

Optical Sex

A way to have sex.
Unlike vaginal or anal where you penetrate the vagina or anus respectively, or oral where she sucks you, or tit where you fuck her tits like its ass or poke her nipples; Optical sex it where you pentrate her eye.

You push your hardened dick into her eye and proceed to do her. Her eye must be wide open the whole time. The act is finished when her eye is covered in cum.

John: What type of sex did you give her Jim?
Jim: Optical Sex, the one where I fuck her eye!

by Vladmir Makarov April 17, 2019

Optioned

The past tense for the word option. A word used by uncultured swine instead of opted.

Gio said, “I optioned not to do the survey about contracting numerous STI’s”

by AndreoliGiovoli December 23, 2019