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(Noun) The fear of losing your glasses off the top of your head into a full urinal. Also counts if they fall off your face when you look down to aim.
Optiurinaphobiac adj. Someone who is always afraid this will happen to them.
"I think i suffer from Optiurinaphobia."
"God i almost had a heart attack! My glasses almost fell off into the pisser!"
"You're such a Optiurinaphobiac! Lol"
by RavynAverre February 01, 2018
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