One Liner

A perfectly timed, short, witty remark. Used to put someone in their place, put someone down, make a humorous remark or observation, or to simply show the world how awesome you are.

The best One Liners make use of that wonderous language device the pun as well as sheer wit and good timing.

Commonly used by many great actors in action movies.

1) Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator after getting someone with a thrown knife which stuck the man to the wall:

"Stick around!"

2) Arnold (again) in Commando after dangling Sully (one of the villians) off of a cliff and then letting him drop:

"What Happened to Sully?"
"I let him go."

3) John Wayne in The War Wagon after he and his partner shoot two bad guys at once:

partner: "Mine hit the ground first!"
John Wayne: "Mine was taller."

by Bythorsbeard January 20, 2005

fuck one

When you are unconcerned, this is something you don't give.

I don't give fuck one whether this is Ajax or whether it's Comet cleaner, it isn't going up my nose.

by salaciousbarkingbrunette November 29, 2008

one for Ron

A way of taking two of something when you're only being offered one. As seen in the Mike Leigh film 'Meantime' (1983).

"I'll have one for now, and one for Ron...later Ron".(Later on)

by World of Weird July 10, 2003

cold one

Another name for vampires(a name given to them because of their unhumanly cold skin)

The cold one sucked the blood of his victim.

by MichaelPietrzykowski December 16, 2008

a spicy one

A joint rolled with over fifty percent tobacco.

"Hey man, lets roll up a spicy one." I said

"Let the cancer ensue my brother." Mike says

by Raven05R6 November 08, 2006

krs-one

One of the pioneers of hip hop who is Gangsta, Intillectual and Philosophical.

Who opened up these clubs and taught you how to mix?
Who opened up these thugs from Compton to the Bricks? -krs-one

by Dr. Greenthumb July 13, 2004

little one

A term used as affection from a male to a female.
Origin: Out of print album by Jon Luvelli titled, "Scratch".

"Sup little one, you lookin fine tonight."

by XXLmag September 01, 2008