Nik is a lunge waffle
by Michael_Haze February 29, 2016
A machine that moves cigarettes:cigars from side to side of your moth while closing your nose as you never stop inhaling smoke. Form of execution.
by The epitome of knowledge February 14, 2019
by Lungpuddle103 October 05, 2018
A satirical twist on the well known phrase, “threat girl.” Threat lungs occur when you were so focused on avoiding your threat girls that you forgot to avoid your real enemy, the common cold.
Joey: Hey bro how’s it going with threat girl #6 this week?
Me: *cough* *cough* *sneeze* forget threat girls, I’m dealing with threat lungs.
Joey: NOT THE THREAT LUNGS!
Me: *cough* *cough* *sneeze* forget threat girls, I’m dealing with threat lungs.
Joey: NOT THE THREAT LUNGS!
by FlameofUdeeznuts April 03, 2022
The respiratory condition experienced after spending 3 days breathing in all the airborne particles at the Empire Poli Fields during Coachella.
by Kaithulu April 25, 2023
Don't Levi lung that smoke dude!
by Bonita_bunny July 01, 2020
A slight cough, feeling of general malaise or discontent developed when visiting a blue collar city or area. Akin to black lung but with fewer enduring after effects, usually remedied by leaving said city or area.
OMG, I went to a monster truck rally this weekend and developed a serious case of blue collar lung.
Or:
I ran out of gas and had to stay in a small town motel last weekend, the neighboring pulp mill almost gave me blue collar lung!
Or:
I ran out of gas and had to stay in a small town motel last weekend, the neighboring pulp mill almost gave me blue collar lung!
by Ursala Inspired October 02, 2011