Top Deck

To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.

Mario explained with a smile he took so long in the bathroom as he was giving himself a Top Deck.

by Pazzy August 18, 2025

Decked

To strike or hit someone so hard that they lose the ability to remain standing.

John was popping off at the mouth again, so I decked him and he regretted it.

by eatpubes August 27, 2023

Deck

To Deck is to hit someone hard enough to knock them out. The most used move to 'deck' someone is to grab their face and bring it down onto your knee, thus decking them in the schnozz (nose).

"You try that shit with me and I'll deck you in your schnozz"

by Rondour December 29, 2020

Decked

Decked is when u viciously hit someone

Kayla decked nathan because he pissed her off

by Kb416 June 21, 2022

Poop deck

If someone is angry at a stupid action,thing or someone

"Quavo has entered the chat"Cardi b said.
Reply:arrgh poop deck

by Meme sca March 2, 2021

Decke

Noob

Decke ist ein Noob

by Lennart :) September 28, 2018

Decked Out

When you've pimped out you're ride so fat every homie on the block is like DaYum Gina! Look those Hydro's!

You see homeboy's wheels shit was decked out Son!

by Steve dusky May 2, 2024