Top Deck

To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.

Mario explained with a smile he took so long in the bathroom as he was giving himself a Top Deck.

by Pazzy August 18, 2025

decked

another word for punching someone or breaking their nose with your fists

Oh my god did you see Jonah decked Marcus in the face yesterday!

by hellokittygrungebby2277 May 17, 2021

Decking

For something or someone to be really nice or good looking

Her nails are decking.
Her hair is decking.
She is decking.

by The imperial skateboard p April 23, 2021

Powerwash My Deck

I want you to suck my dick.

Him: Powerwash my deck with your mouth
Her: *gug gug gug*

by Powerwashing April 15, 2019

Ain’t no party like a last minute flight deck fix party

Fuck you Ryan, it is a saying.

Ain’t no party like a last minute flight deck fix party.

by WestoverRISO February 27, 2024

thunk deck

It is usually mentioned for someone with a big dick.. When a person has a boner, and when the dick gets very big its called thunk deck

i love your thunk deck . i want to bj

by blumblee September 16, 2015

Top Deck

Top deck...

Refers to the male genetalia, where half is lighter than the other half.Usually the balls and half the shaft is brown or darker and the top is lighter, like a Cadbury Top Deck chocolate.

Also applies to when the whole of the man's genetalia is darker than the rest of his body.

"omg girl, I made out with him finally and he has a top deck"

He looked at his dick and realised he was a top deck

He was white as snow but he was swinging the top deck

by TopDeck August 20, 2022