yo momma so fat when she wore a rain coat I thought she was the sun.
Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.
Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.
Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
by Ovadia January 20, 2019
Get the yo mommamug. A woman of such stature.
Her thickness is unimaginable.
She gives birth to the most attractive children. Plus Mark.
She could stomp on your balls, and you would apologize.
Her thickness is unimaginable.
She gives birth to the most attractive children. Plus Mark.
She could stomp on your balls, and you would apologize.
Damn. Momma Kelle.
I am trying to get with that.
Oh man, I wish she wasn’t taken by Albert.
I wish those feet pics were Momma Kelle’s and not Hunter’s.
I am trying to get with that.
Oh man, I wish she wasn’t taken by Albert.
I wish those feet pics were Momma Kelle’s and not Hunter’s.
by Fastboimillo May 16, 2022
Get the Momma Kellemug. The house someone grew up on, their mom's house. Usually referenced in rap when someone was kicked out of that house or decided to leave by themselves.
"Yeah man, at 15 I was already out my momma's house and working on my new mixtape while couch surfing."
by Smooth Rana November 6, 2020
Get the Momma's housemug. by Ag_20 November 22, 2020
Get the mommasmug. by on da momma November 10, 2022
Get the on da mommamug. Usually named griffin flesher. Has the tendency to be a looser who will overly bicker on unnecessary subjects, and act thug around large groups due to small man complex
by Sir of facts December 26, 2022
Get the L mommamug. When you shove cheese curds from cook out up your ass while fucking a cheeseburger from cookout at the same time
Chuckles:Have u seen the sub for mr.shaffers class
Landon:Yeah she was hiding behind the desk doing momma shera’s special
Landon:Yeah she was hiding behind the desk doing momma shera’s special
by Theodih October 30, 2025
Get the Momma shera’s specialmug.