john smith: yo dude, i totally pulled a flaming salamander on pocahontas last night.
meeko: wtf dude i didn't think she could handle it. and how the fuck am i talking?
john smith: ya she didn't even see it coming.
meeko: wtf dude i didn't think she could handle it. and how the fuck am i talking?
john smith: ya she didn't even see it coming.
by FuckingMonsterCock December 23, 2009
a man lies on his back with his legs in the air. he then proceeds to wrap his arms around his legs (grabbing his ankles) and repeatedly thrusting his pelvis upward. this may also be used as a sexual position.
person 1: hey man, have you seen aaron?
person 2: nah, last i heard he's been alone in his room doing the flaming seahorse
person 1: damn...
person 2: nah, last i heard he's been alone in his room doing the flaming seahorse
person 1: damn...
by b_gambino September 09, 2011
by wowbabe June 06, 2010
by Jeff Layton September 12, 2007
shaming technique When you pour a bag of pop rocks in a girl's cooch. When mixed just right, makes a foaming froth and burns like hell.
Also works in mouth or other orifice. (might as well cause you're gonna die afterwards anyway).
Also works in mouth or other orifice. (might as well cause you're gonna die afterwards anyway).
guy1: Dude, how'd you get that black eye?
guy2: I gave my girlfriend a flaming volcano... the black eye is nothing compared to my blue balls.
guy2: I gave my girlfriend a flaming volcano... the black eye is nothing compared to my blue balls.
by rob _rob_rob January 23, 2007
A derivitive of the blumpkin in which a wick or fuse is attached to the hair of the giver. At the beginning of the act, the fuse is lit to encourage speed and a quick finish. The giver is only permitted to stop if the reciever reaches climax or both the giver and reciever catch on fire. Use of the toilet is permissible to extinguish the flames.
by iron_city_ap December 24, 2010
by itsme1978 October 21, 2013