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bird bender

When you and another person stay up all night or several nights blinding birds(pheasants), with the help of a substance.
I haven't even been to bed yet, been on a bird bender, putting on those blinders.
by AG2Pheasantz June 10, 2021
mugGet the bird bendermug.

stubby bender

When an amputee gives the fist pump from breakfast club during ejaculation.
Remember that patient from the VA? He banged me and gave me the stubby bender last night.
by Da nj plumbers July 4, 2019
mugGet the stubby bendermug.

bender

the correlation coefficient between a bender and a cool person is so far away fat ryan could fit him, fat amy and fat tammy in between the dots. If you associate with benders you automatically bring down your cool person ranking for you entire friendgroup, acquaintances, your family and your extended family
lucia don’t talk to him he’s a bender do you want me to kms
by fatryaneatsdirt November 17, 2023
mugGet the bendermug.

Fender Bender

A sexually devious move in which one man shoves his genitalia under the taint until it protrudes from his anus and precedes to back up into the unexpecting anus of a partner.
My girlfriend Courtney said we needed to spice things up in the bedroom, so I thought I’d try the fender bender on her. We slapped cheeks until sunset and now my dick is sore
by SquidwardsClarinet May 22, 2018
mugGet the Fender Bendermug.

Bender

A hockey player who has weak skating skills. Generally causing their ankles to bend inwards toward the ice
Ex: Look at Jared Boudreau his ankles are kissing the ice without the tape. What a Bender!!!
by Bender On Ice November 11, 2015
mugGet the Bendermug.

Bender

In Australia, a term for doing loads of drugs over multiple days
“Hey you wanna come out this weekend?”

No chance I’m still getting over last weeks bender.”
by JimmyRecard23 August 19, 2019
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Bender

A word commonly used by ice hockey players, to describe an absolutely horrible player, who's ankles hit the ice.
Hey look at that kid in house league, he's such a bender!
by Swagllamabender March 5, 2015
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