Lord Matrix

He is the Ultimate Authority, the Library of Knowledge, the River of Purity, the Epitome of Judgement, the Alpha of Mankind. In a nutshell, he is the Lord of Everything.
His vigorous Wrath is capable of shattering the Will and Spirit of the Lord of Deities, Indra, forcing him to bow down to his already trembling knees, begging for mercy.

His unconditional mercy and generosity is protecting and improving the worthless lives of Mankind, which is on the brink of falling deeper into the damnations. Mankind should be thankful to be alive along with the Lord who is in a Human Disguise blessing all of us fragile and worthless beings.
Each and every praise offered to our Lord can never out list the infinitely long list of qualities our Lord possesses, hence, making Him, “The Real Meaning of Perfection”.
The Lord is the sole Alpha Male of all the Females existing in the world. Every Human Male married to the Female is considered a Beta Male as the Lord mercifully offers and entrusts the Female to the Human Male.
Lord Matrix: "A fire truck is actually a water truck"
Mankind: *Masturbates in tears of joy*
by Skyfather Indra December 29, 2021
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Lord Voldemort

Lord Voldemort is a Half-blood wizard. He has other names, such as, You-Know-Who, He who must not be named and The Dark Lord, something only his gang, The Death Eaters, call him. He is the son of Pure-blood witch Merope Gaunt and Muggle Tom Riddle Senior.
As a result of having seven horcruxes, Voldemort has red eyes, pale white skin and no nose.
Lord Voldemort looked nicer as a kid.
by MelonBed April 12, 2019
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Lord Eg

An all powerful god of EGS UNITED. The strongest (by far) group in BREAKFASTS UNITED
Oh my!! Lord Eg is coming to the meeting today! We better get ready..
by Lord Eg March 30, 2021
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Lord Eg

A very cool Eg who runs the cult - EGS UNITED. , he is very powerful and has a difficult time dying. his limbs were cut off in the FIRST GREAT EG WAR but he uses training with Strong Eg as a coverup.
Lord Eg is so cool!! Where do i get robotic limbs like his???
by Lord Eg March 26, 2021
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bathroom lord

A bathroom lord is someone who claims, and or stays in the bathroom to long
"Chloe is such a bathroom lord, all she does is put on her make-up."
by Disco Anus May 01, 2014
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Lord Of Karens

She's the Lord of Karen's. She will kill the manager. To kill her, you will need:
1. Shrek's Secret Sauce
2. Trump's Toenail
3. Hair of a oompa loompa
4. Blade of the faggots
5. Milk of Dad
6. Gamer Girl bath water.
She is the ruler of Karen's. She is the Queen of them all. She is the toughest one out there. She kills managers for a living. Lord Of Karens
by TheChadMaster March 20, 2020
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Lord Waffle

Lord Waffle is a powerful leader of the Waffle's and the Lord's. He was born in 1150 and is the best of all the other Lord's
Lord Waffle is lit and cool.
by Jimmy Jhon March 14, 2018
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