cl jerk

a craigslist seller who dosent leave contact information. a seller who doesn't respond to e mails or phone calls. a seller who sets up a time to meet and dosen't show.a seller who expects you to belive that all the bigscreen tv needs is a fuse. a seller who claims it worked last time he tried it, or it worked when you got it,and you somehow broke it. a seller who will sell something after you put down a deposite and have left to get the rest of the cash, and doesn't understand why you are pissed. ebay scamers gone local

the cl jerk thought i would buy his pile of junk without hearing it run first. his post has been up for 3 days and the cl jerk never did return my phone calls. i thought the guy was a cl jerk but he made things right. mikie the yorkie wishes cl jerks would go back to ebay.

by mikie the yorkie March 2, 2008

Jerk-Hole

A combination for both words Jerk and Asshole. A male douche bag, that is self-centered, egotistical, and very spiteful. A jerk-hole always comes back and ask for forgiveness.

The Jerk-hole always misuse and abuse his chick.

the jerk-hole gets up with a hard on, when we just had a fight, how inconsiderate.

Jerk-Hole is similar to Jody from Baby Boy!!!

by PDub_1985 March 14, 2011

circle jerk

Someone who puts people in Google+ circles with unflattering names

Chad, that circle jerk, put me in his "douche juice" circle

by CarMono July 7, 2011

Dirty Jerk

The art of masturbating while sitting on the toilet releasing a bowel movement.

Jimmy is on the toilet dirty jerking it.

by CalU Cups April 21, 2010

Jerk the Turk

To masturbate; applies to males or females.

Katie is always afraid her mom will walk in when she is going to jerk the turk.

by Cgrave August 8, 2006

lurk jerk

Someone who lurks people's myspaces, then wanks to their pics.

Guy: dude that fool spends all his time on myspace beatin off.
Other guy: yea bro, that guys a total lurk jerk

by Bobby H April 30, 2006

Jerk Hole

A jerk hole is a hole in which someone Jerks off into. To call someone a Jerk hole would implicate that they are nothing more than a sperm pit.

The best part about this verbal assault..is that someone not in the know will simply think your substituting Jerk for Ass. It pays to know what other people are really saying!!

"You're such a Jerk Hole!!!"

by ashes85 March 24, 2010