by LittleFalcon May 13, 2024
"How come John wasn't in class today?"
"He said he had 'internet problems,' but we all know he was just skipping."
"He said he had 'internet problems,' but we all know he was just skipping."
by watermeloninja February 23, 2021
yu p's problem, short for "Yupeng's Problem", is the solution/reason to every event happened in the world. Whenever something happens, it's always yu p who causes it.
Fuck, why is 农批 so hard, what's the point of playing if we can't win?
I would say that's yu p's problem.
I would say that's yu p's problem.
by goblindrill August 06, 2022
by DragonSkittles September 18, 2018
The chronic state of having painfully bunched up proverbial underwear, the all too common mindset in current times state of being that is eager to take offense to anything possible and taking everything the wrong way. Synonymous with the rampant chips on the shoulders of American citizens who prefer to constantly have some axe to grind, rather than accept that they don’t have the answers and that they cannot trust their leaders.
A) During COVID I was met with the problem bottoms of the malcontent public, who are irritated by my existence or standing near them. B) My former neighbor had serious problem bottoms regarding me, to the point that she called the police on me and lied to them. When I had to go to court, she beat her problem bottoms into the ground, paying a lawyer to drag out my court case and eventually being considered crazy by the entire New Orleans Municipal Court House.
by Maggie The Cat September 22, 2023
Person 1: can I ask you something?
Person 2: runs away.
Person 1: wtf I was gonna ask for directions.
And that a exmple of running from your problems if your
antisocial
Person 2: runs away.
Person 1: wtf I was gonna ask for directions.
And that a exmple of running from your problems if your
antisocial
by Danny Devito’s sidekick February 12, 2018
When everything you touch turns to shit. No matter the time of day, occasion or task at hand. Something will go catastrophically wrong.
I bought a new car and within ten minutes all hell broke loose and the dashboard lit up like a Christmas Tree. Can’t even get a new car without Sean Problems cropping up.
by ManFlesh3991 February 16, 2024