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Turkish Mustache

When you get played for a pickle by a tranny when you go to eat them out and end up with balls on your lip
Briar: Duuuuude
Jeff: What's up bro?
Briar: Grace totally gave me a Turkish Mustache!
by jeff medrala November 25, 2019
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meatball mustache

I love putting my lips under Dan's balls and giving him a good meatball mustache
by Cheeto crotch October 18, 2017
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Long red mustache

1. A style of bushy facial hair whose mustache is dyed red, as opposed to a Looney Tunes character.
2. A special facial hair of which is mustache is Walrus-style but extended, that of a Yosemite Sam mustache.
1. I saw a doppelganger once, and I thought it had a long red mustache under his mutton chops.
2. That man has a long red mustache, and Yosemite Sam has a long red mustache too, so at least we get to know each other in common.
by QDM 2019 January 22, 2020
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pimply mustache

A mustache that covers a bunch of pimples.
Shit Jeff, that is a nasty pimply mustache.
by amoneybitch December 9, 2008
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National Mustache Day

National Mustache day is April 20th where all mustaches hold a competition for who can grow the biggest mustache.
Another boring day. "What do you mean Max its national mustache day get up and get ready!
by cerealbeforemilk1234 April 21, 2021
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Mustache Jackson

Prerequisite: Must have access to a fire engine and hose lines.

Verb: to use Zillow and find houses for sale that presumably will be unoccupied, that way you can stretch hose to the front door to simulate real training.

(Warning) this action will piss off the whole neighborhood and the home owner will rush home and try to fight you
Is that house for sale? How about a mustache Jackson.
by Doc_Easy May 1, 2025
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san francisco mustache

When a guy gives another guy a cum mustache on his face.
Hey Ben, imma give you a San Francisco Mustache tonight.
by TheUrbanVerbose January 26, 2017
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