mushroom stamp

the mark left when one hits their partner in the face with their dick after thuroughly buttsexing them and having a poop covered dipstick, leaving a mushroom shaped mark on their head from the remaining fecal matter.

the AQ krew gangbanged wade and they all mushroom stamped him afterwards

by Ramboyantone March 8, 2007

Mushroom penis

an asshole who has a chode smaller than 1 cm and is an asshole again who has a ass face

mushroom penis moustache

by james brolin March 3, 2009

Mushroom on a Stick

Another word for a dick.

Suck my mushroom on a stick, bitch!

by nevada December 2, 2003

Infected Mushroom

A good psytrance/goa group. Ruined by 15 year olds who obsess over them and say "OMG YOUR SO EMO" if you don't listen to it.

Infected Mushroom is a great group.

by Blahb March 18, 2005

mushroom burn

Abrassions on a penis caused by either dry humping or dancing too hard with a boner.

Me and this chick danced all night, bitch gave me mushroom burn.

by papoose24 October 29, 2010

mushroom hair

Mushroom hair is an awful hairstyle popular in the mid 1970's to 1984. It spawned from Vidal Sasoon hairstyles in the 1960's. Many government employees enjoyed this hairstyle. Older black women still sport this style today.

I want mushroom hair just like Tootie on "The Facts of Life."

by Henrietta Ducan-Hines October 6, 2013

mushroom fluff

mushroom fluff is that fat layer that rolls off your sides when you were cloths that are 10 times to small on you and your a fat ugly whore

guy: o my god zoe put that shit away there a small children around

zoe: what did i do

guy: put that mushroom fluff away you fat skank

by mooseman95 April 8, 2009