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Monday

The day you find out you don't have to die to go to hell...
me: Am I dead?
friend: No, but you are in hell.
me: how?
friend: It's monday.
by Bloesem September 4, 2018
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monday week

A week that feels like everyday is Monday.
This week Is so bad it’s a Monday week.
by Cadencecat May 6, 2018
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Megalodon monday

A national holiday every monday celebrating the Megalodon shark
Tim: What day is it?

Rob: Its Megalodon monday!

Tim: Thanks!
by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023
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Monday

The day Gandalf get's to lick her gram cracker. Her favorite activity.
"Today is Monday. which means Gandalf gets to lick a gram cracker"
by Moxxiemoo August 22, 2022
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Bombay Monday

Taking a sick day off work after a Sunday drinking sesh.

Too hungover to attend work on a Monday.
“Out on the lash tonight so gonna have to take a Bombay Monday tomorrow
by Da Bombay March 7, 2023
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Monday

The worst day of the week as we have to go back to school after a holiday or after a long weekend
Dave: Back to School Tommorow

Fred: Why
Dave: Because it is Monday and your holidays are over now

Fred : oh shit but didn’t you realise we return on Tuesday

Dave: oh yeah your brother does he’s unlucky all secondary schools have To go back Early
by Imposter 181 March 16, 2023
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Bombs on monday morning

An unreleased song by Melanie Martinez. It was leaked January 16th 2016.
The song is about the bombing of hiroshima.
"Have you listened to Bombs on monday morning?"
"Yeah, it's so sad I almost cried."
"Same"
by Ember Pember July 3, 2020
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