mornijuana

Marijuana smoked in the morning or whenever you wake up

Time for wake and bake! Bust out the papers and mornijuana.

by anonymous May 23, 2021

marijana

marijana is hot

have u seen marijana?
yeah she's so fucking hot

by ultraswagy November 20, 2021

Marijuanna

Marijuanna will always be by your side and make you feel good. She can battle you in drinks unless you give her wine. She is so logical and can give good advice. Marijuanna is such a goofy ! She is an e-girl looking like a grandma and sometimes like a fifteen year old kid with glasses. She desperately wants a puppy but her forever roommate ( her mum ) won't let her. Go for a Marijuanna, she is a must!

Neighbor 1 : Who is that granny in the second floor ?
Neighbor 2 : She is my daughter acting like a Marijuanna.

by Marsalpem November 20, 2021

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010

The Marijuans

What older people call marijuana in error.

"Say Herbert, can you smell the marijuans?"

by barbiehorror August 5, 2016