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midnight coffee 

When one is attempting to sleep at a late hour and just before falling asleep he farts. The rancid stench of his fart awakens him or his partner fully.
"Damn I'm tired. I keept myself up all night with that midnight coffee."

"I was going to spend the night with her, but that nasty bitch gave me a midnight coffee. I woke up and got the hell out of there."
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midnight rider

A midnight rider is a perfectly normal guy, who at the stroke of midnight becomes a flaming homosexual who rides a cock while making motorcycle sounds
I heard about that guy, every night he becomes the midnight rider
midnight rider by master yoda August 27, 2014

Midnight Fall 

One of the most rockin bands on the face of the earth. Hot boys who know how to make killer music.
MIDNIGHT FALL puts on a great show.
Midnight Fall by MF FAN! December 4, 2005

midnight golfer 

one who has all of his lanterns in one submarine
Dude you said that you would make out with
Ben Afflack?????

You are a total midnight golfer now
midnight golfer by Steve January 25, 2005

Midnight Pleasure 

Referring to late night sex or masturbation. Usually includes the use of (but not limited to) dildos, strap-ons, and anal beads. May be gay or straight sex and can include any number of people.


Dude, anal beads are the best for Midnight Pleasure.
Midnight Pleasure by antiradiant December 15, 2008

midnight run 

When a man is reciving a blow job from a person. While he is recving anal sex.The male whos giving anal is giving oral to the person giving the blow job
"lets make a fair three some lets have a midnight run."
midnight run by Karshner September 4, 2005

Midnight Squadron 

The clan that will fuck some sorry hos up
Midnight Squadroun PEED on SEED
Midnight Squadron by Jack Hello January 18, 2005