Michael

A selfish jerk who only cares about himself. Someone who will never be successful in life, in any way possible. Also a ugly looking loser.

Michael is a loser.

by Best At CoD And WWE January 18, 2017

Michael

Faggot

You are a michael

by luke_baker September 21, 2017

Michael

Michael hates people is sad and cold inside has a hole punish heart and everyone hates him doesn’t know how to smile or laugh without pain behind him is to shy to talk to people

Michael hate people cares for no one and loves when people cry and broken like him

by Pryoaxe May 7, 2018

Michael

An asshole

1. Guy1: Hey do you know Michael

Guy2: yeah he is an asshole

by Fagsgshhdhssh May 17, 2018

Michael

Michaels come off sweet. They tend to be players but will come out with the truth that they did fall for you when its too late. They always have a girlfriend because anyone would snatch them up.

Watch out for Michaels they might catch your heart.

by AL20000 June 24, 2018

Michael

Most annoying person ever. Most people dislike him.

Dude, stop being so dumb, your acting like michael

by Respek.whamen August 7, 2018

Michael

A fat lying sack of shit who likes to lick toilet seats. He is rejected by most girls except for the ones that just date to make their ex jealous. He is never going to be trustworthy and will always be prone to crying at the sight of a sheet of math homework.

Michael walked into the house for more dinner from his mom.

by AdvancedAtom June 1, 2017