marriage something that happens to people sometimes in a good way or bad either way first-night = getting laid
person 1: hey wanna play some game of warzone of someshit
person 2: sorry dude I can't I just married 2 days ago

person 1: bruh why did you get married

person 2: ay I got lucky she looks hot and I'm gonna get peepee touches tonight and I think my marriage is gonna be good
person 1: lucky
by 1v1 you loser October 12, 2021
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1: a blessed arrangement.

2: a dream within a dream.
"Marriage is what brings us together today."
by Arianod October 25, 2018
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The union between man, woman, and burger.
"Yo dude I just got learned what marriage means"
"What"
"Union between burger, man and wife"
"True"
by Burger2454 December 15, 2020
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Marriage isn't a word. It's never-ending story.
Their marriage is so damn perfect.
by Trawen December 9, 2018
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'An expression of commitment of love from both to each other'. And it is expressed in different ways like putting a ring on the other's finger or circling 7 times around a fire pit with the other.
Marriage is a bond based on the commitment of each other.
by A.B. Shrek February 5, 2022
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Shiv Roy: I wish Marriage was something different from The box set death march
by Butterbearlemoncake June 7, 2023
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The contract between two people, who are twisted in the mind of believing societies way of the world .
The walk you take when you know the dating pool is drained and you don't like doing your own housework... So you jump in feet first willing to change your last name...
Losing who you once was knowing you'll never be the same..
Wanting to pack and live in subterranean...
Cause the man you agreed upon is driving you FKN insane
Bro, you going to marry that bittie?,

Naw man !! I'm still trying to live and be happy!!! Marriage is the krypto to HAPPINESS
by SUPERTERRESTRIAL April 17, 2022
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