Micro marriage

When someone treats their husband like a micro machine toy, only going where they move him.

Her husband couldn't leave the house without her permission, but only if he provided a written notice in advance to describe how his trip would be essential. Theirs was a micro marriage.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

marriage

A monster that consumes any and all couples willing enough to be enslaved by it

Marriage should always be taken seriously

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 2, 2023

leprechaun marriage

March 17th St Patrick’s day , when 2 leprechauns/2 short gingers are forced to get married. Only on St Patrick’s they may be married , otherwise the other humans (also known as gremlins) who demand entertainment will destroy them.

“A wise being that goes by Saito (not an inside joke) referred to this event as a“ historical moment “ he claimed that a child would be born with orange skin, and the approximate height of an Oompa Loompa” - don’t let two leprechauns have a child. -

person #1:wow is it March 17th!?
person #2:yep , u know what that means?
ginger #2:please , no.
person #1:ITS LEPRECHAUN WEDDING DAY!!
ginger2:NOOOOOOOOOOO

person #1 : What day is it today?
person #2 : leprechaun marriage.
person #1 : the hell is that?
person #2 : “Beats me, some weird group of children with strange biscuits in they’re mouths told me this”

leprechaun marriage

by Winter 冬 March 13, 2022

Marriage

The box set death March

Shiv Roy: I wish Marriage was something different from The box set death march

by Butterbearlemoncake June 7, 2023

Catt and Diaz's marriage

NOT A JOKE completely serious

"Raid suggested we play the long game on Catt and Diaz's marriage" -Diaz

by Pahooga17 May 3, 2021

niece-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's nibling's wife.

My niece-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

Marriage

1: a blessed arrangement.

2: a dream within a dream.

"Marriage is what brings us together today."

by Arianod October 25, 2018