by Chopped cheese December 03, 2023
A Health Science Major Reject
(Life science is similar to, but less completive then health science, and thus attracts health science rejects who still plan on med-school)
(Life science is similar to, but less completive then health science, and thus attracts health science rejects who still plan on med-school)
Life science Major: Life Science is basically health science *huffs copium*
Therapist: Ahh, we are still in the first stage of grief, I see.
Therapist: Ahh, we are still in the first stage of grief, I see.
by premed guru June 19, 2025
Soldier: Good morning, Sergeant Major.
Sergeant Major: How do you know what kinda goddamn day it is?
Soldier: Beautiful day, Sergeant Major.
Sergeant Major: What are you, a fucking weatherman?
Sergeant Major: How do you know what kinda goddamn day it is?
Soldier: Beautiful day, Sergeant Major.
Sergeant Major: What are you, a fucking weatherman?
by AragornElessar February 08, 2024
HUSBANDDDDDDD
by Sqwimble McWimble May 12, 2024
by fucbrett October 17, 2021
Hym "And I think this because I'm a super smart guy and should definitely have a say in other people's lives. You see, you have to ignore the majority of people because... You know, reason."
by Hym Iam October 03, 2024