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mail that beeps

To give or receive a pipebomb via postal
If my neighbor doesn't stop being so loud he's going to get mail that beeps
by that one guy, you know the guy September 11, 2023
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Porn Mail

Receiving unsolicited links to porn from a friend or co-worker as a prank. Primarily done as a way to frame the recipient of viewing pornographic material while still at work/school.
"Mr. Weed, I can explain. I've been a victim of porn mail, I'm not even gay!"
by RustyNailTermz November 20, 2020
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Mail-shot to the heart

The feeling of disappointment when someone realizes the truth after being scammed by a broad-marketing message from an Instagrammer-Scammer and fallen for it, fallen in love, become infatuated or believed it to be real when it was in fact a scam and they have been a victim.
Being a woman I hadn’t been called ‘handsome’ since the summer of 1851. So I was intrigued by his message request and clear appreciation for Neoclassics. It wasn’t long before I reluctantly realized this ‘mail-shot to the heart’. He wasn’t interested, but another broke Instagrammer-scammer blindly broad-targeting for a sugar-daddy.
by Bee Sixx March 17, 2022
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black mailing

black mailing is basically mailing a black dude across the country
“hey! i just black mailed my old friend eddy!” black mailing
by anonymous February 11, 2022
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Maile

A woman who knows you better than you know yourself and knows exactly what to say to you to make you feel better. The most amazing partner in the world. You spend your whole life searching for her but you can't find her because there's only one. <3
Do you know Maile?
by Jason_sun November 7, 2022
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mail genitals

Dir. Ref. To waiting for the mail to come
Mail genitals is dat macho macho mail.
by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
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mail polish

The glue on envelopes and stamps, which must be moistened to become sticky. Most people will moisten it by licking the envelope or the stamp, and will find that mail polish has a very distinctive flavor.
Dude, I just can't get enough of the taste of mail polish. I could lick envelopes and stamps all day.
by Melancholera May 16, 2014
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